Heaven

A flood comes to a man in his house, neighbors come by with a tractor and beg him to hop on and save himself, he tells them, “God will save me!” — the water rises, the man is in now on the second floor, a rescue crew comes by in a boat and begs him to get in, he tells them, “God will save me!” — the water continues to rise, he is now on his roof, a helicopter lowers a ladder, he tells them, “God will save me!” — the water finally goes over his head and he drowns — in Heaven he asks God why He didn’t save him, God tells him, “I tried! I sent a tractor, then I send a boat, then I sent a Helicopter…”

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Jerry James

Jerry James

husband, father, RN, music lover, kindness fan